Burning Bliss

2027 Funny Swear Word Calender for Women

$49.95
 
$49.95
 

Because sometimes a pretty calendar just isn’t enough. 😂

Our 2027 Funny Swear Word Calendar for Women is packed with cheeky, relatable and slightly inappropriate sayings to help you get through the year with a laugh.

Perfect for the woman who loves a bit of sarcasm, has no filter, and appreciates a well-timed swear word.

Whether it’s sitting on your desk, hanging in the kitchen or gifted to your funniest friend, this calendar is guaranteed to bring a smile every month.

Why you’ll love it:

  • 12 months of funny, cheeky swear-word humour

  • Designed especially for women who don’t take life too seriously

  • A hilarious gift for friends, sisters, mums, workmates or yourself

  • Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or Kris Kringle

  • Practical enough to keep you organised, funny enough to actually enjoy looking at

Warning: May contain inappropriate language, sarcasm and things you’ve definitely thought but probably shouldn’t say out loud. 😂

Make 2027 a little more organised… and a lot more entertaining.

Shipping 

We aim to make your shopping experience as smooth as possible.

  • Flat Rate Shipping – $9.95 Australia wide

  • Free Standard Shipping – on all orders over $99

  • Express Shipping – available at checkout for when you need your order a little faster

All orders are carefully packed and shipped from Brisbane, QLD. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your parcel is on its way.

Candle Care & Safety Instructions:
Before Lighting:
Trim wick to 5mm for optimal burn
Remove any wick trimmings or debris
Place on heat-resistant surface away from drafts

While Burning:
First burn: Allow wax to melt to edges (2-3 hours) to prevent tunneling
Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time
Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
Never leave a burning candle unattended

After Burning:
Stop burning when 1cm of wax remains
Allow candle to cool completely before moving